I ban Shark for pointing is rude.

I ban dead because i dont read comics

I ban Ropeburn for making me click on her profile.

I ban Sharky for falling for the trick.

I ban Davy because it wasn't a trick. It was an intended statement.

I ban Sharky, Dead, Rose, and Messer Davy for leaving the game quite quiet. Only 6 bans?

I ban Jack. You can't tame the minions. You have lost.

I ban Messer Ex-Minion for not seeing how my one minion, Sharky, has already been tamed. Still trying to trick, I mean, recruit new people to join the.....

Wackie Jackie's Army for Rum Replication!

Or, WJARR.

I ban Jack for making me loosen my grip on The Monster's leash.

I ban Davy for 1) Thinking I'm still afraid of the monster, for I have long since provided myself with vaccinations, and 2) not checking out the Create A Sentence thread to see the new story unrraveling.

I ban Jack for 1) No vaccination can prevent maiming, and 2) I lost track of the story long ago.

I ban Davy for not noticing I'm in my top-secret, surrounded by Mahcine gun wielding friends, Drink Replicator making hidout. Loaned to me by my good friends at Abstergo Industries.

And I actually thought you would be interested in maiming a rum master and rum tax agent who goes by Jack...

I ban Chris Ironhawk a Happy Birthday!!!

I ban Davy for bringing birthdays into this. And not giving Chris any rum.

Or did you?

The WJARR shall find out.

EDIT: After much digging, the WJARR have found that the accused, Fireskull, Davy, did in fact give birthday rum to Ironhawk, Christopher, in the Sorcerors, Shadow thread.

I ban Jack for trying to keep all rum under watch. Get away from my rum!