I ban Davy for thinking he can get a sandwich when I haven't gotten my rum! Hurry along--- Chop chop!

I ban Hammy because Davy doesn't make good sandwiches, it's the "Hotdog Morgans" that are his specialty.

I ban Skiperdoo, for all Davy's sammiches are meat. Like literally, meat. No buns. Just meat.

I must skip Skiperdoo to ban Hammy for thinking that a ban master would get him rum.

How about you go get rum for the ban master.

And I ban Mr. Shipsteel because they are actually just buns. The meat was consumed by The Monster.

I ban Davy for thinking his mastership of banning allows him to boss us around. Do I respect you? Yes. Do I follow your orders? No.

I skip to ban Davy because I asked you to get me rum before you asked for a sandwich. Now, go get my rum, or you don't get a sandwich.

I ban Hammy because Davy CAN order you around, because he is a master, while you are a noobanner and a rum apprentice.

I ban Jack because being a master banner doesn't give rights to use noobanners as servants. Should you masters not be teaching us the ways of the banner so that we may become masters too? Davy was once a noobanner. Now I'll ask MA for my rum. I'm waiting...

I ban this blasphemy. Where is the ban Legend? I thought he was watching the noobs this week?

I skip ban Hammy for thinking I would give HIM rum

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now where is my Cat of Nine Tails?!?!

I ban MA because I'll give you one if you can use it to help control the Noobanners.

I ban Hammy for still thinking he can make me do things for him.

I second Jules's ban.

I ban Davy because I except this responsibility in exchange for a new Cat of Nine Tails.

Looks like we have come to an agreement!

I ban MA. Here's a bandaid.

I ban Davy. Thanks for the brand new Cat of Nine Tails! (The old one was getting, well old)

Now to keep my end of the bargain...

I ban Mr.A for thinking any of us is a real pirate...