Granted. Then Del kicks you out in your eternal struggle for power.

I wish for the sun to rise.

Granted, but it never goes back down and day is eternal.

I wish for a kitchen table.

Granted.....but the legs fall off.

I wish for a better fishing pole.

Granted, but it is pulled into the deep. While you're still holding it.

I wish for foooood!

Granted. It's the Greenish Meat. Bon appetit.

I wish that the moon was made of cheese.

Granted, but a giant mouse then eats it.

I wish for a beverage.

Granted......but I love Frost Brewed refreshments and drank it.....

I wish for more cannons....

Granted, they fire on you.

I wish for a chair.

granted it breaks when you sit on it

i wish for a trillion euros

Granted, but you spend it all in one place.

I wish for cheese.

Granted, but it is Cheese Crud.

I wish that they made a Pirates ride with the Queue of the WDW version, but with the ride itself being identical to the DL version.

Granted, but it blows sky high.

I wish for cheesecurds, and Holland!!!

Granted, but the curds give you food posoning, and Holland sends you on a one way ticket to space!!!!

I wish for the worst thing possible to happen to this wish!!!

Granted, I don't corrupt it.

I wish for a remote.

Granted, but kills you.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted, yet, for it to come true....