I ban andy for needing permission to do things here.

I ban permission for Tiberius.

I ban andy with the permission of my mommy

I ban Crest because her failure to utilize a period brings back memories of the Grate Grammer Warr.

I ban Crest because nobody has permission until Gotham is ashes.

I ban Deadpool because he's no match for my super-banning reflexes.

I ban Skip because there are no reflexes there is only pudding.

I ban Deadpool because there seem to be no commas either.

I ban Tiberius because there seems to be no good bans either.

I ban andy for hurting ban's feelings. Shame on you!

I ban Deadpool because bans are mindlessly sociopathic creatures with no empathy.