So you sail to him then you...

load the chain shot, and cripple him. then...

he slaps you across the face

then tia dalma says you can kill Barbossa instead. So you kill Barbossa, and then his monkey leaps on you and...

the monkey bites your neck off. Then...

you get revived again, but this time by Davy Jones. then you..

get cured by him, and he....

shoots you with his pistol a gazillion times and throughs your body in the water and then...

you get eaten by a shark, spit out, and revived again by...

um... calypso? then you find the chest of davy jones, and the key, then...

you open it and make yourself eat the heart with spinnach, brocolli, and brusselsprouts forever then davy jones you

Davy jones now serves his master in the sea of his stomach gathering the souls of lost food

but you throw up, and davy jones is free then you....

run to Tormenta to give Urchins a hairdo then you...

get them mad and they blow you up to smithereenes.