Nah, it won't work. They edit it.....

I don't know about you all, but I'm continuing with the musicals. I just finished up with Little Shop of Horrors, so....

(sung to the tune of Dentist)

I am a Piiiirate!
And I enjoy all the rum that I steal!
I am a Piiiirate!
And I'll be getting five bottles, for real!
When I start to plunder your poor ships,
You people will try to be paying me tips, (Pirate)
And though it may cause the Navy distress! (Distress!)
Somewhere in waters around me, (oohhhaaaaahhhhooohhhaaaaahhh)
I know that there's rum that's abounding!

(spoken)
Oh Rum!

Cause I'm a Piiiiirate!
I steal your rum!

Say aarrrrrrr
(arrrrrr)
Say AAArrrrrr
(aarrrrrrr)
Say AAAAARRRRRR
(AAAARRRRR)
Now drink!

5 bottles, if you didn't catch that

I guess I better get that third bottle in there then.

And to get us back on track..... 6 bottles

7 bottles of fine empty bottles!

8...you better at least put some coolade in em mate...they might get even..;)

Indeed!! Full bottles or I revolt!!

And I'll take those. Empties I fogive you for THIS time...

And did I mention they have eyes everywhere?....

ONE...bottle of rum...full...for now anyways...

Two bottles of rum on the wall, two bottles of rum! I couldn't think of a musical to use, so someone help me pick and choose!

Three bottles...pirates of penzance...i forget that main tune tho...

4 bottles. Never heard of that one....

5......5 dollar .....5 dollar foot long.... oh wait.. I meant 5 bottles of rum

6 bottles. Now that song is stuck in my head.....

(P.S.-Do not do unconscious keyboarding. Also, do not do unconscious texting. Trust me, I know from experience. )

7 days a week... wait no 7 bottles

8...ish bottles

9...10.....no wait...that ones mine...ok

9 bottles of rum....