I ban TSC for making fun of my noble name

I ban Crest for suffering from the heat.

I ban TSC because I never said anything about suffering. The smiley merely believes that I am

I ban Crest for her comment that may or may not be about weather. I am going to say it is about weather. I am slightly confused.

I ban TSC for being confused, because, yes, it is about the weather.

I ban Crest for sorting that out.

I ban TSC because I think I know what else he could have been talking about...but no words need to be said about that

I ban Crest because I must agree.

^^^See above^^^

I ban new and inventive ways to ban.

^^^See Above^^^

I ban Crest for giving credit for that.

I ban the editing of quotes

I ban such unfounded accusations.

I ban TSC for not noticing the evidence dancing in front of his nose