again..... my bill would be waaaaaay up there.



WWYDI the post above me was already asked?

I would sit down, drink some rum, throw the empty bottle at the first noob I saw, laugh, and then track down the person who posted the same question, hand them the K.O.ed noob, and say "Merry Christmas!"

WWYDI I parked my ship on top of yours?

I'm plunder your ship and let you have the remains of mine. :pirate6:

WWYDI I took all of your rum?

Charge you a fee for the parkin space

WWYDI your ship got moored on the rocks with no chance of escape?

Oops.. a little lag with me answer..gotta be quick around here

I would take a bunch of sea turtles, bind them together with rope, put a couple of bottles on them, send them out to sea, and keep myself entertained by shooting at the bottles.

WWYDI I forgot your birthday?

I would throw me empty um bottle at a noob, then throw the noob at YOU!


WWYDI

Jack went AFK methinks....

I'll wake 'em up. Lizzy, pass me that grenade.

While i try to wake up Jack....

WWYDI All the mods on POF became members and the members became mods?

Prolly disconnect my keyboard...lol

WWYDI u could quit your real job and become a professional pirate?

My parents would say, ' what has he done with his life? '

and BTW I had to go in the middle of posting!

so, WWYDI I ' woke you up ' with the method Del used?

Prolly fall to pieces

WWYDI the shipwright refused to repair yr ship?

I would have to make sure I had enough siege charge before my next visit....

WWYDI your pirate was reset to lvl 1?

Throw a temper tantrum then find the individual that pressed the reset button and he be in trooble!

WWYDI Pirates had to use oars like the Romans instead of hailing sails?

I would set my ship to public, gather a crew of noobs, then make them do all the work.

WWYDI that crew of noobs decided to turn on you and leave you stranded on Tormenta?

Ask Jack Sparrow for advice about sea turtles

WWYDI if Tia's pet gator suddenly turned onya?