C-wolf. No questions asked.

I may have had one to many Fat Tire's because I'm looking into my toilet. o.e

I shall give you this crown if ye are able to stare directly into my eyes for five minutes... O_O

"I am the ghost of Xavier Atencio"

Cowboys hate me.

I'm the most famous cannon in the world!

I can beat anyone in a staring contest! I don't think I've ever blinked!

I am still crying! We will get you Bruins!!

Do I look like a nice guy to you?

It's a wonder that my beard is still here, seeing as I have no skin...

"Is it a sailboat?"

Why does my skull have horns coming out of its jaws, and not its head...?

"I used to be a King... Now I am a Halloween ornament."

"You see this is what happens when you mix an evil squid and an elephant."

Hail to the Shadow Sorcerors!