57 bottles of I think my resume looks pretty good then.

58 bottles. Not for me to decide...

59 bottles. Then who does >_<

60 bottles!

61 Bottles of Pwning Noobs!

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I Pwn Noobs!

62 bottles. As me and my Co-guildmasters always say...

The future is in the noobs! I mean the youth!

64 bottles! Rejoice minions! You are now paid!

Now, begin working on my Drink Replicator project. If this works, well, rum will be a-plenty!

65 bottles calls for a REVLOUTIONNNNN!!!!!!

...The minions are mine...

66 bottles of the Lord of Ludicrous trying to revolt JUST after I got everything under control.

Really? I gave out a good 30 barrels of good rum, and I get revolted against? Seriously? That's not nice you know. It took a lot of hard work to get back on top.

66 bottles of noob made rum. Kinda tastes a little weird....

67 bottles. Sharky, your working on the Drink Replicator. Double time Spolier Minion!

68 bottles of Rum Muffins...

69 bottles of Spam Muffin Minion! You get to work on the Drink Replicator as well.

70 bottles of working on the drink replicator.

Jack, once this thing is done (few days estimated...) I want an infinite supply of the EITC's finest rum. The stuff imported from... East of India... and I want an extra barrel of rum a month! You can spare that for your Co-GP founder?