I ban stealth for being wrong

I ban Dog for being an SS officer, yet having his avater say he's a vet.

I ban skip for I just got promoted and haven't gotten around to switching the avvie yet.

I ban Dog for not switching his avvie when he switched his user title.

I ban skip for failing to realize I might have had other things to do.

I ban Dog for being just plain lazy.

I ban Skip for... I am a dog it is my right to be lazy

I ban Dog for not fully banning me.

I ban Skip because I did

I ban Muffin for trying to enforce grammar police laws and expecting me to follow him. I'm a pirate and a dog... I'm not dumb.

I ban dog because saying that you are a pirate and a dog somewhat contradict the "I'm not dumb." part.

I ban Davy

I ban Dog for forgetting his punctuation.