I ban pib because it applied to you also.

I ban Sharky for not focusing on the main point of my ban. You. Not me.

I ban pib because I turned your ban on you. Just like you said I did. So, now it's YOU. Not me.

I ban Sharky because I said I turned my bans on you, therefore giving you a reason to ban me back, even though this reason made no sense and was absurd.

I ban Pib for contradicting himself... and then using sleep as an excuse to leave with his mistake.

I ban Captain Sharktooth because I haven't been on the forums for a few months and I decided to ban:D

I ban J for making a quiet comeback. Welcome back mate! Next pint's on me!

I ban TSC for not making a come back

I ban Rich for making a comeback solely complaining about someone else not doing the same instead of banning/greeting an older banner.

I ban Skippy for claiming Rich's return from AFKLand as a comeback.

I ban Crest for completely missing the point, and without it being funny.

I ban Skippy for accusing me of missing his point, which is true. Mine, however, was straight on the mark.

I ban Crest for basing her point on mine, which if not used by me, is completely useless.

I ban Skip for using something useless based on something even more useless than the one before it.

I ban TSC for banning Skip for using something useless on something even less useless. That makes your ban even less than useless.