hits sith kinght pirate with a broom till he falls off deck

ICOTS

While I was drinking rum, I realized that Sith had to keep the rum somewhere, and he had to keep it on the ship! So, I make Co-Overlord walk the plank for not realizing that, and take over. I then promote Davy Fireskull to Quartermaster with a promise we divide the rum share as so.. 25% for Quartermaster, 20% for First Mate, 35% for crew, and 20% for the captain.

ICOTS.

As you may have noticed, the first mate position is currently unfilled..

kk i drink all the rum muahahaha

icots

Hmm.... I'm happy with my rum share. BUT! BUT! I want a steady supply of chili as well. Nice meaty chili please. nom nom nom.

INCOTS

I find the chili, and supply it to you. Davy McWrecker then wakes up from his dream to find himself being eaten by a shark.

ICOTS.

i give jack a pet shark as a bribe

icots

I train said shark to attack on command. Sic Sith Bob! Yes, his name is Bob.

ICOTS.

i press a button and the shark blows up with jack with it


icots

As Sith sails away he relizes that he left the Rum on Tortuga, when he returns and grabs all the rum he can carry, I steal the ship. I am now Captain of the Ship!

the ship blows up and i buy a light sloop

icots

No, you don't. I am Captain of my own ship. With unlimited Rum and Chili! So ha!

ICOTS

they disppear due to my magic powers ( how did u think i got all that rum?)



icots

Sith is Groggy from alot of rum so I easily steal the ship.
I am now Captain of the Ship!

What ship? The one I just sunk on my ship?

ICOTS

i take the black pearl



icots