I ban all you guys who underestimate the power of a Founder!

I ban Sharky for not having that precious little golden name or coin. Time to go digging!

I ban Crest... Crest, are you interested in joining the GP? Jack and I are lazy and need someone to help us work...

I ban Davy for trying to recruit Crest.

I ban Sharky for having that lingering little worm in his mind telling him it will work. That is called Doubt and Fear, my friend.

I ban Crest for... I will baffle you will my amazing Founder powers. Just watch.

I ban Sharktooth for thinking Founder powers can save him from the collar.

I ban Inmate # 0001 for not being on the floor.

Davy? I regret I must fire The Monster. I am hiring you as my new Commandant. A slight pay raise.. 7 barrels a month.

I ban Davy for threatening with a silly little piece of leather. Or Metal. Whatever it is, it's just annoying.

I ban Jack for putting on his boot boots.

I ban Jack for trying to make me work. Since I am not on Sharky. I am free. Haha. Freedom, yay! Go The Apocalypse! (yes Crest, he is my other pirate.)

I ban McSharky for spiritually leaving himself behind.

I ban Sharktooth for going on The.

GOOD GOD JACK?! 7 barrels a month!? I'm game for it. Make sure that at least three barrels have that good stuff the EITC imports...

I ban Davy for being demanding.

I ban Inmate # 0001 for making me have to collar our new Inmate # 0002.

BWAHAHAHAHA!