206 bottles of you guys failing so bad that its not even funny.

Yes, it is funny.

208. Cresty check your counting!

209 bottles. At this rate, we'll reach 300 in no time. Once we correct our timing.

300 bottles of Monster Rum. In my private cellar.

210 for the mods.

211 bottles of rum.

212 bottles. Don't get that monster stuff near me. Or I will have to use my RumWrecker.

213 bottles of Deadly Toxins.

Its okay Jack, I already put Monster Rum in that rum you drank earlier. You should be feeling sick in the next hour or so.

214 bottles of Jack failing to count.

215 bottles. I already detoxified myself with my Rum Weapon.

216 bottles of good for you!

217 bottles. The person who puts up the 300th bottle should probably be promoted to Rum Master if they aren't already.

218 bottles of we should all become rum masters for getting this high haha.

219 bottles. Crest already said we reached around 225 a long time ago. But 300.. unheard of.

WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN DOING!!!!

Stealing all the rum and hiding it from the monkey and penguin!


Btw ... there is a rat on the ship ... we were alerted to your dastardly plots!