I ban DF because ___________________________. I will let you fill in the blank.

I ban TSC for his empty bans. Almost as empty as yer head!

Bwahahahaha.

I ban DF for attacking His Master! Blasphemy!!

I ban TSC for claiming something is Blasphemy! thats hypocrisy!

I ban Dog for meddling like Scooby Doo.

I ban TSC for still not giving me a progress report. I demandeth a progression report from thee!

And gratz on 3000 posts!

I ban TSC for revealing my secret identity! darn it.

I baneth the canine for taking shelter behind a mask.

I ban Davy for speaking in old English

I banneth said canine for having objections to to my tongue. The love I bear for thee can afford no better term. Thou art a villain!

I ban Shakespeare.

I ban Juliet and her Romeo.

I ban Davy for failing to see I was calling him Shakespeare

I ban dog for failing to see my Romeo and Juliet quote.

~ Tybalt, Act III, Scene 1 I believe.

I ban DF for turning into a thespian.