I ban MA for locking himself within his own contradiction.

I ban Skip because it was a useless ban but somebody had to make it.

I ban MA because that's what your job is.

I ban Skip for bringing back his Pwnage over MA!!

I ban TSC for misspelling pwnage.

EDIT: Nice edit.

I ban MA for not knowing how to read. And for not knowing that Pwnage is a made-up word that is misspelled on purpose.

I ban TSC for not knowing how to write, you spelled it pwange. It's pwnage

I ban MA for I can't feel my arm..

I ban Pirate J for facepalming at MA too much.

I ban Mr. S for I'm bored

I ban Pirate J for being bored by Skiperdoo's bans.

I ban Mr. A because all these Mr.'s confuse me

I ban Pirate J because it is simple, I am awesome, while MR. S is the 2ed lowest thing on the food chain, after plants.

I ban Mr. A for you have now un-confused me

I ban Pirate J because what MA says is all lies.