I ban Andy because a wise man once said,

"A wise man bans because he sees something worth banning; a fool bans because he has to ban something."

I ban awesome for banning b4 me in a dull color!

I ban Static for banning for the sake of banning.

I ban MA because your bans are giving me hope for this game.

I ban Tiberius for dragging me back into these darkened depths with tales of hope.

I ban Crestshot because I think that The Banner of The Prophecy has risen.

I ban Tiberius for calling Crest a prophecy. Pfft.

I ban Hammy.... TGIF BAN.... Woooo!

I ban Chuck Norris for sponsoring WoW...

I ban Hammy because Chuck Norris should be sponsoring US...

I ban all of the above because im the only one who deserves a sponser!