Granted, you get sticks that look like bread. Highly inedible.

I wish me rum stash was a secret AND I could access it and it was me own rum!

Granted but u drink all of it in 1 day and have to go steal some from jack
i wish for more PS3 games.....:laughks2: :degen:

Granted, only to have your PS3 stolen.

I wish that if I reached into my pockets, I would automatically find a bottle of rum, and that whenever I stuck my hands in my pockets, I got rum!

Granted, but your pants can't hold all the rum and break.

I wish that disney would give the first person to get banned all the legendary blades.

Granted but it is a lv 1 basic player

I wish for jacks rum

If you mean Cap'n Jack's, then granted, but he comes after you and stabs you through your chest.

If you mean mine.. Denied!

I wish that the POTC: On Stranger Tides came out in November!

Granted, but you get fired on your first day on the job.

I wish that there was a new story chapter on POTC!

Granted. You go to Jack Sparrow, and he tells you to get lost. The end.

I wish to have the high score in every arrr!cade game.

Granted, and you recieve a peanut. I then exclaim, "My Peanut!" I then shoot you and eat the peanut.

I wish to have my lightning fast fingers type like they did before!

granted but they all reset



i wish i become el patron

Ya missed me wish SKP!

And your wish is granted, but you have nobody to talk to. Becoming so lonely, you come up with imaginary friends who look like you, but are missing certain peices of their clothing, making them look different than you.

I wish somebody knew where I was getting all my wish twistings from.

Yea, I wish that too. xD

I wish for my homework to be done! And done well!

Granted, they are done welly bad.

I wish for a ban game that allowed you to ban as many as you want in a single post.