Originally Posted by Davy Fireskull (Post 270638)

My Ban Essay:

I would like to ban Pieisbetter2. The first reason, is that he has a picture of a Ban-ana. It is a clever try, but it is an epic fail nonetheless. I also ban you because I already have many nicknames, most if not all given by TSC (who will be banned in later paragraphs). These nicknames include DF and Davest. Davy Wavy is merely a steal off the nickname "Jackie Wackie". For these reasons, Pie is banned. BANNED

I also ban Crestshot. The main reason is that she can't count. I obviously have three nicknames now if you are including "Davy Wavy". Crestshot also calls Pieisbetter2 "PIB2" How can it be an acronym if his name is only one word!? Technically speaking, the acronym should be "P2". Lastly, Crestshot spends too much time on the Ban and Rum threads, and she must take a break. BANNED

Next, I would like to ban Luckie OClover. She calls herself the "Pixie Pyrates Overlord". But everyone knows that this cannot be! The game only allows the rank of guildmaster, not overlord. She cannot be an overlord, there. And, she denies Crestshot's right as a POF member of her being able to hand out nicknames. BANNED

I would like to skip Sven OSmyth there, as I do not have enough content to ban him about, however I would like to ban him anyway. BANNED

Lastly, I will ban my dear friend The Skirata Clan. TSC called SOS a noob. But why? There is nothing Sven said that may make him seem like a noob, therefore, TSC cannot back up his statement. If he cannot back up his argument, then it is invalid. TSC also probably doesn't know the meaning of "noob". The term actually means newbie, which refers to someone new to something. SOS is clearly not new to POF, as he joined in May of 2008. Therefore, you are BANNED

I ban you all!!!!