I ban Crest for the apocalypse came upon us when I gave into the voices. He, I guess I can leave him alone. I already have Sharky.

I ban Jack for trying to get near my Sorcerors. Torture Sharktooth all you want, but don't you dare strap a collar onto The.

I ban Crest for thinking he can. I am not only a pirate. But a prophecy.

I ban Davy for having kindness in his heart. I'll leave him alone.

I ban Jack for leaving me alone. Wait it is a good thing? Hmm.

I ban Jack for showing Sympathy and Mercy. And here I was thinking both were dead.

And I ban Sharky just in case he gets in ahead of me, due to time restrictions.

I ban Crest for being right. I had time restrictions too...

I ban Sharktooth, who probably posted above me while I was typing.

I ban Crest for not realizing my plan. Cruelty is only temporary. Once my Drink Replicators are complete, I'll give one to the few who are entitled it, and sell the rest for coin. Then I'll become peaceful..

I ban my awesome ninja skills.

I ban Sharky for letting Ninjas invade the forums. Ninja Cyclones only, my friend.

I ban the absent comments on my post. And here I thought people were surprised.

I ban Jack for selling for coin when he could sell for rum.

i bn teh ppl woo tlk like dis. do u tlk like dis?