I welcome ban Andy for being a newbie in my eyes. Why have you not appeared before me earlier, sir?

I ban Crest.

I ban McSharky for completely failing at an opportunity to be very original and berate me for not paying attention.

I ban crest because I just found the thread.

I ban Andy for being goofy, be corrupt and twisted like me!

I ban Crest because I haven't seen him either, so that means I haven't been paying attention either. So by banning you, I'd have been banning myself.

I ban CST because in the one original ban he made this week, he pwned himself.

I sincerely welcome ban andyspins to the Ban Game! Beware of those who will want to make you a minion.

I ban McSharky for taking the opportunity to berate me THAT time, yet being late on the uptake, so the power was gone.

I ban Awesome for sticking around here enough to observe these things for me. Good job!

I Skip ban MA because being goofy is less dark and depressing, and I ban Sharky because your not supossed to ban yourself.
EDIT: I also ban crest for welcome banning me twice.

I welcome ban Andy! Here is to hoping you turn to the dark side soon!:buds:

And I ban Crest, you're welcome.

I ban MA for:

1. I have already been welcomed
2. Thnx for the welcome.
3. I always be goofy!
4. Magic leprauchaun rules!

I ban Awesome for trying to lure the newbie to this supposed "Dark Side." Please, ignore his rantings, sir.
I ban Andy for already pulling a multiple ban. *grabs popcorn* this should be interesting.

I ban andy because I didn't ban myself, I said if I made the ban Crest wanted me to make, then I'd be banning myself.

I also ban andy for having bad grammar. If only the GP were still around....

I ban CST because I think the mods will come after you for even mentioning that thread!

I ban McSharky for bringing up the GP when it's supposed to be dead, buried, and with a curse on it so Jolly Roger won't be able to revive it.
I ban Awesome for trying to bring about mod threats. *ahem*