I would cry constantly

WWYDI the eruptions on Padres del Fuegos roasted all of your ships?

I'd have no ships. At least until i made enough gold to replace them. Then i would TP to PDF every time instead of porting there.

WWYDI you found a pot of gold in a dig spot in the Catacombs?

Look around for the rainbow that leads you there (and the Leprechaun)

WWYDI Greer actually got released from the stocks in Port Royal?

I would have him meet gunner and see what happens.

WWYDI Gunner had the rum but still wanted you to work for him?

ah, I've been waiting for that question. I can see the headlines now, ' PDF local murdered by pirate; hit by explosive viper nests ;).





WWYDI you could fight NPCs like joshmee gibbs, and all that?

I would have to go after Gunner.

WWYDI we talked about Gunner too much?

then I'd say, '' Gee, I WONDER why????? ''




WWYDI machine guns where a free weapon, and could be mastered by basic members?


( gotta answer my own question...... ' I'd have a LOT of fun with noobs :D!! )

then the basics might complain less.


WWYDI after you became unlimited for a year, unlimited became free for all?

I would uninstall the game, write a very strongly worded letter to big D, and NEVER pay to play one of their games again.

WWYDI you were a developer? Add a story quest chapter, or more islands to explore?

I'd delete pirates that i feel..... strongly about.




WWYDI I sunk your ship, while bragging about how good I make chicken pot pie?

I'd challenge you to a Pie Cooking Contest

WWYDI I stole your Cheese Cake

I would ask you to cut it up and share it with everyone

WWYDI I stole all lof yer rum?

Hunt ye down like a scurvey dog and drown ye like the bilge rat ye be!

WWYDI you could choose to have one or the other: Add a new chapter, or add new islands to explore?

new chapter...hands down.


WWYDI you had to choose chapter or higher caps in everything?

Chapter. Straight up.

WWYDI you had a pink elephant on your ship?