...which he is about to lose to me and the Sorcerors...

Sharky.

FACEPALM. Ya caught meh.

Davy. With his rum for me. I valued member of his alliance.

Jacky.

And what be you speak of?

The rumless Davy.

No, the rum filled Sharky.

Jack.. Angry that I have rum.

Aye, and unless you want the rum inside of you to be collected, I'd suggest forking the barrel over.

The scared shark.

:th_shark: <--- Does he look scared.

Jack with a witty comeback.

No witty comebacks. Keep the rum. I have something else in mind.

Minions in awe.

Wrong. Who are your minions? I'd like to know. Certainly not me, for I am a rum master eh?

Jack again.

Correct.

And they are Sharky, Davy, Witchdawkta, Spam Muffin, Seaking, Pirate Guy, Captain Jason, and Angel. And anybody else I can add at a later date.

Seaking.

Correct, how did you know?? lol, i never have posted on this thread before -_-.
A non-jack minion like me

Um, I think so.

SEAKING.

Correct.

davy fireskull

Nay Mate.

I just firgured out that I am a Rum Minion!
I was hoping for a diff. title nothing big maybe like : "Pirate Guy-The Pwner of Noobs-Rum Lord!"

Seaking is gonna post after this bTW
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I Pwn Noobs!

Wrong. And rum minions do have benefits. Each one does get a barrel of rum containing 301 medium-sized rum bottle portions, and subtract the 1 bottle given back in good faith, and you get 300. Divide 300 by 30, the average amount of days in one month, and you get 10 bottles of rum a day.

Geez! Math is hard....

Davy Fireskull, one of the select few in the GP.

Surprise. I smell Steely up next.