Granted. Please enjoy the edible heart attack.

I wish for cake. Good cake.

Granted, but you go because you were employed as the new Mickey Mouse! Enjoy your slightly soiled costume!

I wish for Crest to ban Davy for not paying his rum tax!

Granted, so I do pay her. I beat you senseless, and then pay using your own money.

I wish I owned the Gold room in Tormenta.

Granted, but it's chocolate coins! Yum, Right?

I wish I owned Tormenta and Raven's Cove.

Granted, but the Rage Ghosts and Tormentans form an uprising, and end up hanging ye by yer underpants on a mast.

I wish I owned Jack!

Granted, but I bite, and steal rum hourly.

I wish to be free from Davy!

Granted. But you are nothing without me, and you quickly lose all your money, and have to live on the streets, in constant fear of the monster.

I wish I owned a Rancor, so I could have it eat people!

Granted, it eats you.

I wish I had gold and wasn't an urchin!

granted your a urchinfist

i wish for all my grades to be A's

Granted, they are A few failures.

I wish for the rum tax to be lifted!

Granted, so we start a Revolutionary War! Taxation, taxation! Without representation! And in the fighting you are killed.

I wish for you all to pay ME the rum tax.

Granted, but I start the Boston Rum Party! There, instead of dumping all the rum into the ocean, we drink it! Woot!

I wish I didn't die in the Revoutionary Rum War!

granted but u cant walk

i wish for friday to come