Romeo and Juliet much....?

Susan walks into the room, and sees her stunt double dead on the floor, and laughs.

Joe's corpse then evaporates, meaning he will never come back.

There.

Finally!

Susan realize she's lonely and uses voodoo to revive her sister... Bob!

joe
 

guys, i told you that joe is alive and next to his daughter. joe is alive.
Joe crys with joy and hugs bob, who farts, and susan falls over dead. :laughks2:
P.S why don't you guys like joe?

joe sails on the black pearl when pizza falls from the sky and he catchs one

he eats it but its poison and he dies
(wasn't joe out of this a while ago)

Yes. People. Joe is done. His story ended. Can I get this back on track? Where were we.... ah yes!

When Susan sees Bob, she decides that Bob isn't a very feminine name, so she renames her sister Sylvia!

Create a story where we each say a sentence.
 

I teleport to susan, set them on fire with my staff, and they both die. the story has ended.

I also teleport to Susan, but in mid-stream I interecept and stab you so you cannot interfere with them, and they continue on their merry way.

And as a reminder, JOE is Dead. He died defending family from the evil Jolly Roger. They have set out on this quest to get revenge. If Joe comes back, then there's no more story, savvy?

joe comes back and cuts Davy's arm off for starting this and getting him killed several times he then goes into the story of the percy jackson and the Olympians the kane chronicles and the heros of Olympus with his family never to return to this story.
yes he can do that

Guys, please. Be mature about this. I mean, its ok to go a little insane, but lets not try to end the story just like: XXX dies and the story is over. No, I won't allow that. And countainer, I have already told you, we are not throwing people into other stories. No.

Where were we?

Susan and Sylvia, the two sisters, go to the Faithful Bride tavern to have some rum!

fine i throw davy into the story then he starts drinking rum (what else would he do) he goes with them and finds del's secret stash of rum quite a surprise he has a lot of good rum there well not anymore as davy is there.

Create a story where we each say a sentence.
 

Then, jolly invades again, and grenadiers start throwing bombs at rat skeller!

Turns out it was all a dream and Susan and Bob (or Sylvia) awake drunk on the floor of the Faithful Bride.

Then Carver gives them their bill.