You got it all.

I ban Crest for banning me twice.

I ban Jack for deserving it and counting incorrectly.

I ban Crest, for make it thrice.

I ban Jack, for it was already that way.

I ban Crest for pointing that out.

I ban Jack for needing anything pointed out. Though I do suppose it's your natural state of being.

I ban Crest for that is why my name is Steel.

I ban Jack for finally falling to his nickname.

I ban Crest for of course I did, I have a steel composure!

I ban Jack I have the composure of a....GUY!

I ban Pirate Guy for he actually has to composure of a cat.

Silly.

I ban Jack for not handing over the ban lazer.

*OPEN FIRES THE BAN LAZER*

I ban you for attempting to take my lazer.

I ban Jack for firing at an innocent. Who ever said anything about taking?

I ban you for whenever is a pirate innocent?