I ban PIB because the IRS has taken your realm. Such bad role models... PAY YOUR TAXES NEXT TIME.

I ban Dawkta. How would you know? Are you the IRS? They have nothing against me! Maybe it's because I pay my taxes in root beer. None the less, you have all been banished from the realm!

I ban PIB for not knowing that I am the All Seeing Eye of the IRS. Root Beer tides off the agents, but not the BAN HAMMMAAA DEPARTMENT. The BAN HAMMMMAAAZ have taken your realm. PS: No one is bidding on your realm on the auction block. Really? 10 sq ft?

I ban Dawkta. Yea, I probably should have expanded, but I'm too cheap. Guess thats why I pay with root beer. I banished thee from the.... place!

I ban PIB because it's too late. We burned it as a bonfire. That tree and that pole burned in 2 minutes. Nice furniture...

I ban Dawkta. Did you save my root beer stash at least? :O not the tree! That was a gift from Epic Bill......

I ban PIB. No, we drank it. It was all flat. And... they have Epic Bill. Not us, oh God no. The SPETZNAZ! *da-da-duh!*

I ban Dawkta. Nooooo!!!!!!!!!! What?

I ban the person with a banana avatar.

I ban teh cornz.

I ban CM for being too original. Are you with the IRS too?

I ban PIB for skip banning. Failz.

I double ban Dawkta. Happy?

I ban PIB. Everyone knows I am never happy.

I ban Dwakta. Oooooooh. Downer. :/