I ban Shark for acting like he hasn't ever had a typo.

i banz andy cuz U has 2 has perfct grammar in this thread!

I ban MA because I can't tell what he is typing.

! b@n @ndy f0r n0t b3!ng @bl3 t0 r3@d g00d Gr@mm@r.

I ban MA because I can read it, it's just atrocious.

EDIT: Woo, 500th post on this thread!

I ban Andy because you just said you did not understand what I typed.

I ban MA because I said I couldn't understand the FIRST post.

PAWNED!

I ban Andy for pawning... Something... That was... Random.

I ban MA for:

1.Bad Grammar
2.Bad Ban
3.Taking to long to ban me.

I ban Andy for the hilarious irony of that statement.

I ban MA because he doesn't know that irony can be intended.

I ban Andy because in the bans I make that have bad grammar, the ban grammar is on pupose.

I ban MA for not understanding my ban. I get it, now give me the rum.

Once Again PAWNED!

I ban Andy because if I don't get you're bans, then my bans must be incomprehensible to you.

I ban MA because I do understand his bans, it took him so long to ban me, and where is my rum?!