I would slow down on the rum a bit.

WWYDI you had to either give up your doll or your staff?

i would give the doll.


WWYDI you could only pick one weapon?

I would pick my staff. I can't give up my beloved staff Kenny!!!

WWYDI you could name weapons?

I'd name my grenande molly, my cuttlass chico, my doll pat, my pistol jenny, my dagger bob, and my staff Chuck Norris


WWYDI I accepeted swash's pie challenge?

I would be the judge.

WWYDI I secretly filled your pies with hotsause and lemon jucie?

I'd spit it out, and track U down, cuz you make...... unique lemon juice.


WWYDI I won, even tho my pie was terrible?

I would Throw it at you

WWYDI I Ate your Corn

Look at the remains of my precious corn, give you an evil glare, intiate the evil laugh, and throw the cob at you.

WWYDI you could live on your ship?

then I'd be dizzy, with the rocking back, and fourth, and back, and fourth.....


WWYDI I drank yer rum??

Drink yours.

WWYDI I stole your blanket while you were sleeping and replaced it with a Grizzly Bear?

have many scars..... emotional and phisical.



WWYDI I drank a bottle of rum, threw the bottle at a noob, and threw the noob at you?


( I'd laugh my head off )

I would yell "HEY SUPERMAN" then throw an odd green rock at you.

WWYDI threw the Grizzly back at you?

i would move away.


WWYDI every time you used a weapon the game crashed?

I'd casualy slip a grenade down ur pants..... and say to the bartender, ' CHECK PLEASE! NOW WOULD BE NICE! '



WWYDI the fuse caused a bigger explosion than it should have?


EDIT: TSC and I post and the same time, so this answer is for ed.

i would a lagoon.


WWYDI you were banned from POTCO for life!?