Drink a phantom spirit so you can't find me.

WYYDI every enemy in the game was invincible.

I would... teleport to the Shire, steal fresh-baked pies from their windows, teleport to Toontown, throw the pies at cogs, use the left over parts to fix my car in WoCO, drive the car to Pixie Hollow, run over some fairies and cause general havoc(I'm a pirate, duh!), steal their pixie dust, teleport to POTC, sprinkle the dust on the enemies on PDF, and laugh when they crash into lava. (phew)
WWYDI The Navy had a merger with the EITC and became the LKP(Let's Kill Pirates) in a subliminal mind control font

I would still be the most epicest of them all, i'd get my guilds together and defeat them.

WWYDI if the navy had flagships so tough they couldn't be destroyed unless you hit them with 1000000 explosives.

I would not attack them.

WWYDI The kraken popped out of nowhere and attacked your ship?

I would scream as I was ingested by the large squid.

WWYDI POTCO was only playable for you if you bought a new computer for 1000 dollars?

I would do just that.

WWDYI the friends limit was 1 billion??

I'd still have my friends list moderately exclusive.

WWYDI a crazy maniac hit you in the face?

I'd thank him.... (JK)

WWYDI you got banned from POTCO?

I would wonder,"what just happened?!"

WWYDI one of Jolly Roger's minions jumped out o your computer and attacked you?

get a sword and attack back and win!! muahahaha!!

WWYDI jolly roger said ur name when u were playing potco?

I would be *OMG* He said my name...:D

WWYDI I gave you a muffin?

i would be like u gave me a decoy muffin again.....

WWYDI i changed my avvie?

I would look at it.
WWYDI deer went extinct?

i would yell "OH DEER!"

WWYDI i went "POOF"?

Sing "Ding Dong the w...", I mean be deeply sorry for your family's loss.

WWYDI I sung "Ding Dong, the Witch(-king of Angmar) is dead.