i bribe jack with rum at the last second and port and sell the ship and get a land ship



icotls


l = land

Which is a rowboat on ground. I buy a real ship and sail it out to the Indian Ocean.

ICOTS.

the water in oceans and sea drain and they all become landships


icotls

for at least next 2 turns till the aliens give it back lol

But I still own the big one, and I sink all land ships in the now empty sea.

ICOTS.

u forgot to say land ship as shoot u with a rubber ducky (LOL)


icotls

The rubber duck bounces off of me and rebounds upon Sith. I take over his measly vessel.

ICOTLANDS.

i shoot u with a brick


icotls

I send you into the Volcano on Padres Del Fuego. I watch as your body burns to a crisp. I then re-take my ship.

ICOTLS.

Also, I refill the ocean with water, and put my ship back in the seas.

ICOTS.

the aliens take u to mars


icots

I turn u into a tadpole and stick you in a jar of dirt.

ICOTS

i use magic to get out and and turn u into a tadpole and put u in lava


icots

I Freeze the lava and trhow it at you to knock you off. You are now floating in the Uncharted Waters witha tadpole frozen in lava.

ah u froze my clone i am really behind u and i stuff u in a treasure chest and lock the chest and feeds it to the kraken

icots

i push you into the kracken

icots

And the Kraken eats you.

ICOTS