117 bottles. First off, please punctuate.

Secondly, The Monster would never hurt me. He loves me too much... sometimes too much...

118 bottles. Wait wait wait, so you let Crest off with a warning but I go to JAIL? Unfair

119 bottles. Thats the idea.... now, I need to go find a guildmate of mine... I need to learn Icelandic... :/

121 bottles of me not being able to play on the weekdays... I wonder how you say "I lost The Game" in Icelandic...

123. Same here.

-Yawns-

ahh, Happy New Year to Me :)

Thanks!

1 bottle of a Merry April Fool's Halloween to you as well!

Wait, I may have gotten that one wrong..

If you're reading this, and your name is Davy Fireskull, continue reading. If not, go and check your sentences.

Davy. Davy, Davy, Davy, Davy... Davy. I could hold a whole story against you. George the Noob and the Quest for The Lost Burrito, well, has quite a few spelling mistakes. Intentional, yes. However, it's still there. And I promise you... if I read over your other works, Shadows Rising andThe Lost Phantom, I'd find more. So, either we both are arrested for horrible spelling errors, or, since we are the GP after all, we ignore them. And those that question us, well, they get a quick trip to our jail. So, what do you say?

And, mind you, keep taking my rum and this Drink Replicator will get lost in the mail.

2 bottles of while you two are aruging.... I think I should escape now.


Sharky escapes!

3 bottles.

-Comma Tased-

Now, Inmate # 00000000001, do you want to try that again?

4 bottles, Maybe.... How long is my prison sentence?

5 bottles. Well, until the Drink Replicator is finished. Which, might I add, depends on your work. So, maybe next week, maybe next month.

6 bottles. We are free to make spelling errors, but we will avoid it. On another note, I think we should relocate Sharktooth. I have a nice little vault at the bottom of the ocean.