I ban this paradox.

I am always lie.

I ban Davy for the statement below is true.

The Statement above is false.

I ban Jack for I believe someone has already said that Jack. No?

I ban Sharky for reading Christopher Ironhawk's Siggy.

I ban Jack because I always lie.

I ban Jack for reading Christopher Ironhawk's Siggy.

I ban Sharky for also reading it. Are you all spies or something?!

I ban Crest for thinking I am a spy. No, I just have time on me hands to do as I please.

I ban Sharky for having time on his hands.

I ban Sharky for having a watch on his hands!

I ban Jack for being so modern that he doesn't have a watch, he just pulls out his cell phone.

I ban Crest for I only use clocks.

I ban the posters above, but most importantly Davy, because I don't have much time. I just don't feel like starting homework yet. It is only 7:30... I got time.

I ban Sharky for being a procrastinator! That's my title!

I ban Jack because I is da ultimate procrastinator!