I ban SC for expecting me to explain anything... Such a Noob mistake.

I ban TSC for...not explaining.

I ban Stealthy for making me go off and research a way to de-zombify you...

And I succeded! Partially.....

Well, you'll nolonger crave human flesh, but you still will crave raw meat from animals, or humans in some circumstances. Extremely rare. And I can't get rid of your zombie look either

That sounds like a particular monster around here...

Thank you, unfortuantely I cant stop writing in black. I ban you

I ban Stealthy for not interacting with Ununpentium correctly. Did you put on your Bio-Hazard Uniform when interacting with the Drink Replicator?

I ban Jack for banning Stealthy, who i also ban for laughing

I ban Jack for going far to chemical on us.

I ban Jack? Bio-hazard Uniform? Since when is there a bio-hazard with rum?

I ban Stealthy, for The Drink Replicator was highly radioactive and contagious! You're lucky you did not die!

I skip the noobies to ban Mr. Blue the Newb. Welcome, sir!

I'll second that ban.

I ban the fact that I have been so busy today, and haven't had time to ban all of you noobs.

I ban Crestshot for banning Mr. Blue now, when she should have banned him several posts ago.

I ban DF for his self pwnage.

I ban Stealthy for losing.

I ban Mr.Skiperdoo. Do you wear a bio-hazard uniform?