I ban TSC for trying to hurt rich by acknowledging my pwning, and therefore making the pwning even stronger.

I ban DF because Me Want Food!!

I ban TSC for implying "Shut up and Make me a Sandwich!"

Or referring to some song.

I ban Davy for not making TSC a sandwich.

I ban DF because I actually want some food. No Pwn line or reference (actually, I am referencing 30 Rock).

I ban TSC for not having easter candy.

I ban SC for expecting me to do a Noobanner's job.

I ban Davy because everyone has to do it.

I ban Stealthy for wanting me to do such a low job.

I ban Davy because that's all he really does.

I ban Skiperdoo for a confusing ban. All I do or all he does?

I ban Davy for being confused.

If you can't figure it out, that means nothing for everyone else.

I ban Skip for giving me Hairie Taffys.

I ban Cannon becuase they're not hairy, they just taste like hair.

I ban Skip because I have never tasted hair.

I ban TSC for not learning hands on. Or should I say, tounge on.