I'd cry so hard I wouldn't realize that my eyeballs had fallen out.



WWYDI you could get a crew together, and send then into town to commit a massacre?

I would go to PDF and let them meet Gunner.

WWYDI Bacon ruled the world?

Bakin' Bacon with Macon the Bacon?


WWYDI 1000 noobs attacked you?

call a Seabeard... they can kill three noobs per nanosecond.


WWYDI that seabeard TURNED on u?

Summone the noobs to disract him.

WWYDI it was ten Seabeards and a Gravedigger with a stick?

they will still kill the noobs.


WWYDI all the nagging mega-noobs always asked you for YOUR ship?

tell them they can get it by typing /time....... never fails.


WWYDI the pligrims came to the carribean...... lost, and they demand a feast, and we pirate don't really know what to do with them? ( I'd go on with the feast :D :tg20:

i would send them to tormenta.


WWYDI skeletons could invade padres, tortuga, cuba, and port royal every now and then?

I'd hope I was on one of my big pirates so I could get some good drops.

WWYDI you sailed to the end of the world and found a 10 Behemoths?

Sinkem and Woop Woop! Collect me some treasure!

WWYDI if D said you could have one glitch back - which one would you want?

I'd want the flagship glitch back (sorry, but it rocked)

WWYDI you could sail a Death Omen any time you wanted?

I'd sail a Death Omen any time I wanted to. :D

WWYDI your choice was between having new ship classess or new story chapter?

Pshah! New story chapter - hands down.

WWYDI your choice was between new ship classes or ship customization?

Ship customization, hands down, no questions asked, period.

WWYDI you had to pay an extra $50 a month if you wanted ship customization?

I'd sail the same generic ships I've got.

But WWYDI it was only $5 a month extra for ship customization?