Well maybe you should.... I guess it's a good thing I got teh supa powers of underwater breathing. xD 7 bottles

8 bottles. Inmate # 001, we were going to lock you in a vault free of water! A vault with water would be too welcoming.

Ok, whatever works. BUT, then I can't work on the Drink Replicator. 9 bottles

10 bottles of epic bottle posting fail. And you are correct Inmate # 001. I'll move you back, along with an obedience collar. You disobey me during your term here, and it electrocutes you.

Cruel? Me?

11 bottles. No Jack, that's too nice. I think that the collar should electrocute him and slice his neck!

12 bottles of I think not. You guys are being mean to him. I have an idea. Let's let him go!

13 bottles. BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHATEEHEETE EHEEWOOHOOWHOOHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE, ah, ha ha, hehehe, aw......

Good one Inmate # 0001.

14 bottles of me cracking up at Sharktooth's joke. Ok fine, fine. Electrocution, slicers, AND heat.

15 bottles. Alright!

-clasps on-

Begin work, Inmate # 0001.

16 bottles.

/gasp

Bad Sharky!

*zap zap zap slice slice slice burn burn burn*

:D

17 bottles of I am still alive.

18 bottles. It's meant to hurt, not kill. I need you to be able to work.

19 bottles. Can I press the button again?!

20 bottles. All in due time, Davy. All in due time.

21 bottles of disappointment.

I'm hungry. I'm taking my rum break now...