I ban crest for predicting the apocalypse and for saying thinking is dangerous

I ban Crest because I must.. It's the only way to defeat The Emperor!

I ban Dead for starting the apocalypse.

I ban the noobanner above.

TSC TSC TSC TSC TSC!!

I ban you I ban you I ban you I ban you I ban you!

I ban DF because tomorrow POF will announce some amazing an incredible news!

I ban TSC... define "amazing and incredible."

I ban DF because they are important and they might change POF and POTCO!

I ban my fellow scrolly name buddy for keeping me in the dark. You know how I hate that my good lad.

/vittles.

I ban DF because I cannot divulge anything besides that. I get to post it tomorrow.

I ban TSC. Could TSC be coming back forever?!

I ban DF because I am, but that isn't the news.

I ban TSC... does it have to do with me?

I ban DF because it involves all POF!

I ban TSC because I can I must I will and I'm starving.

Tell meeeeeeeeee nowwwwwwwwww or I kill you!