I ban andy for having outstanding reasoning but a terrible argument.

I ban Jack because the sandwich was delicious. Did I taste rum in that?

I ban Davest for thinking I never not put rum in my sammiches.

I ban Andy for going technical, even though he probably knows what the sentence meant I always put rum in my sammiches.

RE: Banned!

I ban Jack for creating a triple diffeomorphic triple ban which in turn banned himself.

I ban Andy for taking the title of Technical Twit.

Alliteration!

I ban Jack for taking the title of Twit.

Alliter-oh wait a minute.

I ban the man with the flaming skull for only getting three repeating constanants!

Grammar Police!

I ban Jack because alliteration is a literary device, not a grammatical device.

I ban Davy for forming the Literary Special Teams.

LST!

I ban Jack because I don't like literature.

I ban Tibby for it's already too late! Take it! No tag-backs!

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