I hack the game and ban you.


ICOTS

After so long without a change of captain, I mutiny against you and slice you into minced meat with me Blade of Bannification.

THEN My WORLD EATER BLADE ( OF BANNIFICATION ) CRUMBLES THE GROUND YOU WALK ON, WHIRLPOOLS THE SEA YOU SAIL ON, & I PERMINATLY BAN YOU FROM THIS THREAD!!!!

BAN!!!!


ICOTS

Then, the lost ghost of Bancules comes down and destroys you for making a mockery of him for even thinking of forging your own ban weapons. He then turns them into styrofoam. He unbans me, and Perma-bans you. I take over the ship whilst you're gone.

ICOTS.

YET, I BANNED HIM IN the BATTLE!!

YOUR STILL BANNED & I STILL WIN!!

ICOTS

Bancules can't be banned. You mock ban kind. And you're -cough- weapons are still styrofoam. And you're still banned.

ICOTS.

ya... did i mention that was a RUMOUR!?!?! I MADE HIM UP SO MY WEAPONJS WOULD SELL!!!! BAN WEAPONS ARENT REAL!!!

ICOTS

You didn't mention that you took over my ship.

ICOTS.

Also, they are. Bancules was the man who first thought of banning, and made the almighty ban WMDs... they were carried down through the years, and was brought over to the Americas by Amerigo Banspucci. He thought about naming the new land, Ban Land, but preferred America.

The current Ban Forumla was made by Thomas Alva Banhead Edison, and was tweaked by Albert Banstein. The final modifications were made by the ban populace at large, and resulted in the current Ban method.

"I ban _____ for ______."

The Ban Weapons were used in places like Japan, China, and Europe. They were even wielded by Hattori Hanzo, one of the master ban ninjas. He would always ban his opponents before assassinating them. How they came to be in possession of The Order of the Ban Masters, is unknown. There are only 10, and only 3 are in use right now.

The Bannerific Hammer,
The Blinding Ban Laser,
and the Blade of Bannification.

I shoot you point blank while you say that story.

ICOTS

And while u aim i Get Blackbeards sword ( Newest Sword ) and Summon Black Beard himslef and u die instanly from seeing him

ICOTS

You also die to and i take over.

ICOTS

hmm I call cap'n Nemo and have the nautilus sink your ship after i put you in a cement block then tie you to the side of ship then i tp the ship under water and hold it down with lead cement and a voodoo anchor then i put a voodoo lock that CAN'T be removed on you so you cant tp then i have davy jones steal your soul after master yoda lectures you about your bad habit of having bad things happen to you then watto sells you a broken pod racer! ha ICOTS!!!!!

Nice

I stab Yoda with my Stygian Iron blade and you, breaking the seals of voodoo, then people tp and cut the blocks.


ICOTS

I give Bluepengie some (Gunpowder) rum, and then offer him a cigar... Smoking kills!

ICOTS!

I get revived by my trusty steed, Flip-Flop!! Then I, (While u r shocked that there are steeds in potco,) shove my staff into your throat and cast Desolation

ICOTS, Baby!