I ban Davy for you ARE a Rum minion. All who are not rum masters, rum gods, or mod/admins are rum minions.

And yes, you are a ban minion as well.

I ban Jack for being so snobby and rubbing it in everyone's face that he is a noob master.

I ban Davy for saying I'm snobby. Definitely a no. And there is no master of noobs, and if there was, Davy, you would be the first to know.

PWNED.

There is a master of noobs Jack, I just new before you. Its you!!!

PWNED.

For your epic fail at wording, you are banned. And here is my evidence:

I ban Davy for trying to ignore his true calling. You can only blame the title on others for a time, and when that time is over, you will inherit the throne.

I ban Jack, for what he just said proves that he will one day give up his title as rum master.

I ban Davy for all titles must be given up, at a point. But, what you do in that time is what matters.

So, embrace your inner noob, Davy!

I ban Jack, for I already lost my title as noob several years ago when my pirate graduated from Noobamentary School. I'm afraid; however, you will be being held back. :)

I ban Davy for not realizing that I'm being held back in Swashbuckler College. So I can complete my double major in piracy.

You didn't specify what school I was in.

I ban Jack for failing again. Noobamentary School. Sorry mate! You need to be better than that to beat me! :D

You said Noobamentary School, yes. You did not include that I was in it. You were just saying I was being held back. From where? I answered that.

I ban Davy for not being specific.

I ban Jack for trying to be smart.... and still failing. You have much to learn! I could take you in as my apprentice...

I ban Davy for I would never become your apprentice unless a few things happened.

1) I haven't made Ban Master yet.
2) I'm not already being apprenticed by another.
3) You'd have to already have graduated to Ban Mastership.

I ban Jack for listing all of his reasons. Ye forgot one mate.

I ban Crest for reminding me...

4) No contact with the monster or anything the monster has touched or defiled in anyway whatsoever.