22 bottles. Alrighty. And hunger is not associated with drinks.

Inmate # 0001! What are you doing! Get some rum on this wall!

22 bottles. Done with my break. Took one of the bottles from this wall, so we are down to 22.

23 bottles. Inmate # 0001! Report to the Commandant immediately!

24 bottles. So then what was the slicing for. He was trying to kill....

25 bottles. Its not deadly slicing. Just enough to cut you until you hurt. :D

No, Inmate # 0001. It's to make you have a scar. It only scratches the flesh.

26 bottles. Wait... I need a commandant. A leader. Somebody to observe the rest of my minions. Somebody who can be cruel when needed.

28 bottles. Wha- Why, the navy are just too weak to fight us, and we need to make the fights fair. So, we lose the guns.

29 bottles. Is that good Crest?

I know Jack! We can use The Monster! He's cruel when needed! I can just give him the word and the minion's arm is gone! Although he might take his time to get used to you...

DON'T LOOK IN THE SPOILER! I beg of you!

I lost The Game!

30 bottles. Just Davy and Jack I'm assuming?

31 bottles. If he bites my arm, or any part of me, he's going to receive a collar.

But, fine.

32 bottles. The Monster is now appointed as our watcher. I told him not to injure you too bad Jack.

33 bottles. Great.

34 bottles. Just know if you kill me. You lose hope of a Drink Replicator.

35 bottles. I have other minions. You're the only one with a collar, is all.

List of My Minions!

1) Davy Fireskull.
2) Inmate # 0001.
3) Pirate Guy.
4) Spam Muffin.
5) The Monster.
6) The following are to be added when more join us here.

And Crest, the innocent bystander, is just loving this. Need some Rum-covered Popcorn?