I ban DF because I am hungry.

I ban Davest for just being gibberish.

I ban JS for being late in so many levels.

I ban Skirata for always hatin' on the Jackie. Probably because he is afraid of me.

I ban Jack because TSC fears nobody. Even The Monster cowers at him.

I also ban TSC because I just ate. I love barbecue...

I ban Jack because I can speak Gibberish in Russian. I'm that boss.

I ban Davy for multi-banning.

I ban Em for not having the courage to do the same.

I ban Crest for making a point and not following it herself.

I ban Crestshot because:

1) I have not banned her in a while.

2) Supporting my ban.

I also ban Catherine for another uncreative ban.

I ban Davy for skipping me. What, am I not worthy enough?

I ban PIBBEHHH because you are worthy. You just posted before me and I was too lazy to edit my post.

I predict PIB's ban.

I ban DF because I have started Flight Of The Conchords series again.

I ban SC for not thinking up a reason.