I would burn them all with my grenades...and then take the ship for a paint job...

WWYDI everyone from POF was a founder in the game?

I would do a happy dance!

What would you do if the All Hallow's Eve curse never went away?

I would never stop fighting.

WWYDI the only way to get past lv 40 was to get killed my Jack The Monkey?

Jack would have a lot of Pirates going to see him to get killed.

WWYDI you logged in today and there was a new story chapter?

Say EGADS...there goes me masterin of me nades!

WWYDI you could only crew turkeys on Thanksgiving?

Don't talk about my guildmates like that! :D

WWYDI you woke up and you were in the game?

ROFL Racket!

I would be one happy pirate!

WWYDI Pauper Pedro actually served you a drink?

Drink it down before he could change his mind.

WWYDI your entire guild quit without warning?

I'd be quite upset about it.

WWYDI nothing happened when you tried to draw your weapon?

Borrow one from an enemy.

WWYDI I borrowed too much?

Actually been there done that...I thought OMG now it's time to be made dead again...Til me crew mates told me I was floating in the sky??? On my screen me feet were planted on the ground so ????

WWYDI you saw Santa with his sleigh in the nite sky of the Caribbean?

OOps to slow again...gotta work on speed typos!

Go to sleep and hope he gives me a brand new cutlass... instead of coal... again...

WWYDI Santa came and threw a Viper's Nest of Candy Canes at you?

That would mean that he was an NPC disguised as Santa, so I would feel free to get out my staff and go all Desolation on him.

WWYDI Santa said you could be one of the NPC's as a present this year, which would you be?

Since no one else has answered, I will answer me own question!

I'd be Jack Sparrow of course!

WWYDI Jack Sparrow asked to join your crew?

Grab him and hit the high seas for adventure!

WWYDI Elizabeth Swann asked to join your crew?