I'd take 'em over to my house for a game of Halo Reach. :D

WWYDI I sued you for suing disney?

I would sue you for suing me.

WWYDI I brought everyone from the Star Wars the Force Unleashed game, and UNLEASHED them on DAVY.

I would use my magical awesomeness to protect him with the magical french fry of amazing abilities

WWYDI I said that EKB ate all of the carrots?

easy i would steal all the carrots while he ant looking

WWYD if i stole all the cursed wepons for meself and burn all the extras

I would come at u with my rusty cutlass and pwn ur face XD

WWYDI I said that pie created the world.

i would eat all of the pie with cookies and milk and not leave any

WWYD if i KO a red ghost in 1 hit

I would bow down to u but still demand all ur pie :D

WWYDI i mastered a pirate, fully, in one day?

I would go to will turner to help train

WWYD if i could make it snow XD

I'd remind ppl not to eat the yellow snow.

WWYDI i said that explosions are fake?

i would prove u wrong by firing won at the broadsides of yer ship

WWYD if i ban a GM XD

I would report you.

WWYDI D terminated all your accounts?

I would be sad.

WWYDI I ate a waffle with your prized pony on it?

I would stare in jealousy because I don't have a waffle OR a pony.

WWYDI I bought Disney and made all the pirates level 1 again except for me.

I would just sit there.

WWYDI i eat you. slowly.

I would salt myself so ye wouldn't have to taste the sewer I just swam in!

WYYDI you ate me after I swam in a sewer?