I would reach into my stomach and pull u out and throw u back in to sewer.

WWYDI i destroyed the sewer u lived in?

i would first start shouting at u then realise i dont live in a sewer(ew!)

WWYD if i stared at u again and again and started laughing?

I would stare at you until you broke out crying that you have been bested by the person who once kept his eyes open for 3 days straight.

WWYDI you were my mom and I didn't sleep for a week?

i would lock u up in a dark room with a lullaby tape on lolz that would be funnyXD:D

WWYD if a unicorn turned up in ur bedroom?

I would play Monopoly with it, and use the unicorn piece.

WWYDI unicorns didn't exist?

I'd go tape ice cream cones to all the ponies heads and make a new animal. thus the unicorn is born...again... i think

WWYDI i gave u free fruit snacks?

i would take it all and wont share with u :P

WWYD if i threw that fruit snack?

I would use a fruit snack tracker and vacuum them all up and wash them off and eat them.

WWYDI there was no test server and updates came right out on to open with all the bugs?

I would create an army of bugs, and have them eat my enemies alive!!!! muhahahahaha!!!

WWYDI Jack Sparrow said you look beautiful in the moonlight?

I would punch him in the face just like I did in the story game. xD


WWYDI there was an option to put an eyepatch on either eye?

I would put them on both my eyes and go fight Darkhart.

WWYDI you could have peg legs?

I would cut off both of my legs and have peg legs and eye patches.

WWYDI you saw a rabid squirrel?

I would shoot it and eat it. Yay rabies!!!

WWYDI you got attacked by an owl and it plucked out your eyes?

I would accept my fate.

WWYDI I just look at you. and do nothing but that..... >.>

I'd be like, "OMG What the beans!!!!!!"

WWYDI I got a new forum name?