Denied.

I wish for a mountain made of candy. Candy mountain Chaaaaaly, Candy mountain!

Granted its rock candy u cant chew cause it will break yer teeth
i wish for something

Granted, you get death.

I wish for eternal life!

Granted. Your body slowly withers away, and soon all that is left of you is a rotted corpse. You are still alive, but your body slowly rots away until you are just an essence...

I wish for pizza.

Granted, but it blows up.

I wish to have eternal and perfect life!

granted but that lasts for 5 minutes the you suffer the worst tortures humanity ever thought of for five hundred years each

also granted but you have to die first

i wish for i time machine so i could fix all of humanities problems

Granted, this thief here decides to keep your house as a home.

I wish for nobody to think about The Game.

Ohh..... darn it! I lost the game! I hate you Jack! I was on a 2 hour streak there!

Denied.

I wish that I was good at the game.

Granted, only to realize being good at the game makes you lose the game, for your constantly thinking about it.

I wish The Game would be over already. Can the British Prime Minister please make the announcement?

Also... I lost the game!

Granted, but then what would we do in our spare time?

I wish that The Game would never end!

Granted, you eventually lose your mind.

I wish the BAN game would get rolling again.

granted but every one bans only u

i wish for food

granted, but its poisoned. The classic corruption of a food wish!

I wish for an infinite amount of candy!

Granted! but you eat too much of it, get fat, and die

I wish that it would rain.