I ban Davy for not paying the tax. Paying taxes to the Crown is one thing, paying taxes to Pirates is another.

I ban Jack for thinking I should pay. I follow this saying:

Take what ye can, and give nothin' back!

I ban Davy for unless you be takin' from Crest.

The Ban Hammer will be brought DOWN!

I ban Jack for trying to wield the ban hammer.

*Hits Jack with a real hammer*

I was speaking of Crest using it... and OW!

I ban Davy for bringing violence into the ban game!

I ban Jack for objecting to it.

I ban Davy for I do object! The Ban Game is a place for Bans! Not for violence!

I ban Jack, for bans will always lead to violence

I ban Chimera. *eats muffin and goes back to beating up Jack*

xD

I ban Davy for accepting the Peace Rum Muffin and still beating me up!

I ban you all because the ban game does not ALWAYS lead to violence... except that incident in March of '08... *shudder*

I ban Crest for shuddering, and also for not disclosing us the info. Only been here 2 months!

I ban Jack for not taking the joke.