Ship? What ship? That's not a ship! That's The Kraken! Me? I'm on a ship far away, watching you look down in horrible realization.

ICOTS

Davy?..... look under your ship..... -kraken eats ship-

ICOTS!

Too bad, I told the Kraken to get rid of all you, oh well.

ICOTS

I teleport Skiperdoo into the volcano of Padres.


I am the captain of the ship!

because you have just come back Dog you have been given temporary leave lol


ICOTS!

There's no lava in the volcano, but instead a pyroclastic surge that boots my speed tenfold.

ICOTS

hmmm.... Because of Skips use of a " big word ".....


ICOTS!

I bribe rich....

ICOTS!

I command a troop of mermaids to surface and start singing their melodies. You lean over the rail of the deck to listen to their lovely melodies. You listen for so long that you fall asleep and topple into the water.

ICOTS.

Fortunately I was wearing my certified Rum1 floaties!

ICOTS

Skip aquires horrible allergies and sneezes himself off the plank and gets swallowed by a whale... ICOTS!

Hammy drinks soda ( rum ) and speeds up so fast time is stopped to him for 45 years while we are still fine

ICOTS

I capture a dolphin and strap some rum to its back. I set it free near your ship. You see the rum bobbing on the surface of the water and, in a mad frenzy, you jump overboard and collect your rum. But you are eaten by Mama Dolphin.

ICOTS.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks DP's dolphin. She jumps overboard to perform CPR, but I sail away without her... ICOTS!

See my avatar? Thats "Goku", if you dont know who he is, look it up! Anywho, I use a spirit bomb! (Again, look it up!)